Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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