just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize