The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
