Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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