we have pet lesbian snakes
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
send nudes
from the living room?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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