i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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