If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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