Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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