She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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