he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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