I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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