Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
