hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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