just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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