I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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