Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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