He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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