Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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