Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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