AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
