dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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