Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Green mimosas i think yes
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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