I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I've blown a few things in my day
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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