yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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