We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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