Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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