I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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