Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm at about main and main street
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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