Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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