I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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