dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i need some magic done to my vagina
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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