And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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