where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Green mimosas i think yes
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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