: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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