DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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