her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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