We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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