you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
oh god the rape fog is back!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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