ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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