I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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