: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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