im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
