Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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