no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I'm having to shit out rocks
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