Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
