i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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