omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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