I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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