She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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