Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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