Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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