Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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