do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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