his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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