i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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