I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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