All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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