I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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